Sitting in the recliner.. Figured i'd go get something to drink, Stood up and walked by my dad.. He was looking at the newspaper, I thought to my mind... "I'm going to crop dust his ass" So i get right by him... And i lett'er rip...... And then i felt it getting ready to blow... So i stopp mid-chit... And took off running, Got to the bath room ripped my panties off as soon as my cheecks hit the seat ... BOOM... It was like i just bombed heroshima.