A boat is for fishing only, if you take your old lady out and get a piece while your fishing that's allright.
Let me stop you right there.... SON.
My girls get all growed up and on thier own, I got big retirement plans.
I'll be selling all the fishing shit, and the fishing boat, for a babe magnet boat, and putting ads on CL for bikini clad, free boat tanning cruises with NPT. I'll send ya a post card boy.
I'll be the redneck yacht club wrapped up in one vessel dude.
NPT IS A BABE MAGNET.
All those rich college hotties 'round here who could save hundreds at the tanning salons on my boat, and all I have to do is sit there in muh captain's chair with muh umbrella drink and enjoy the scenery.