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Oct 13 2013, 04:25 PM
[attachmentid=1013][attachmentid=1011][attachmentid=1012]Finally had to break down and get the wife a new car. Transmission was going bad in the Maxima. She picked out a 2013 Altima. It was a demo with 5800 miles on it.
Feb 27 2013, 05:05 PM
[attachmentid=911]Mouth of Mobile bay. Gulf of Mexico behind me. This was the smaller of the 2 I caught. Pic of my shark did not turn out. 5ft black tip, Finally got this one scanned in at work.
Sep 29 2012, 05:52 PM
Thought you would enjoy this. Borrowed from S&W fourm
You Could Have Heard a Pin Drop...
JFK'S
Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when
DeGaule decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaule said he wanted all US
military out of France as soon as possible.

Rusk responded,
"Does that include those who are buried here?"

DeGaule
did not respond.

You
could have heard a pin drop.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


When in England ,
at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the
Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of
'empire building' by George Bush.


He answered by saying,
"Over the years, the United States has sent many of
its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom
beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for
in return is enough to bury those that did not
return."

You
could have heard a pin drop.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


There was a conference in France
where a number of international engineers
were taking part, including French and American. During a break,
one of the French engineers came back into the room saying, "Have you
heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft
carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he
intend to do, bomb them?"


A Boeing engineer
stood up and replied quietly: "Our carriers have three
hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are
nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to
shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to
feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand
gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a
dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and
from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships;
how many does France have?"

You
could have heard a pin drop.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


A U.S. Navy Admiral
was attending a naval conference that included
Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French
Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large
group of officers that included personnel from most of those countries.
Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a
French Admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many
languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, "Why is it that
we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than
speaking French?"


Without hesitating,
the American Admiral replied, "Maybe it's because the
Brit's, Canadians, Aussie's, and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't
have to speak German."

You
could have heard a pin drop.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


AND
THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...


Robert Whiting,
an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.
At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport
in his carry on.


"You
have been to France before, Monsieur?" the customs officer asked
sarcastically.


Mr. Whiting
admitted that he had been to France
previously.


"Then
you should know enough to have your passport ready."


The American said,
"The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."


"Impossible.
Americans always have to show their passports on arrival in France !"


The American senior
gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he
quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in
1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen
to show a passport to."

You
could have heard a pin drop.
Jan 14 2012, 06:15 PM
I will probably be in the boat with Retro when the wifey gets home from work and loops off a nut but Santa finally showed up (the fat bastard)
Jul 15 2011, 07:25 PM
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Cat_Burglar
How you doin fucktard?
May 8 2012, 07:31 PM
NorthportTrolle...
Hurro?
Feb 18 2012, 01:41 PM
NorthportTrolle...
You wub me? lol!!!!!
Dec 1 2011, 04:59 PM
NorthportTrolle...
:wave:
Jun 28 2011, 07:01 PM
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